Please mind the gap, get your tickets ready and find your seat. This is no ordinary commuter train where first-come is first-served, with no guarantee of a seat and no onboard services, no, this is the Hype Train, and we are going to need Hype Fuel to reach our destinations. Please, let my masked conductor Wolf here stow that baggage for you.
Please get ready as the train is about to depart. All aboard the Hype Train!